Mable Lee’s Perfume Oil: Yoga Farts

$11.00

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Description

Look Heather, it happens.  Yes, people are judging you right now, but don’t let that worry you.  Farting is totally normal.  Farting in yoga class?  Also normal.

But, to satisfy those judgy bitches in class, I’ve made you up this lovely perfume with notes of fruity-floral, sprinkled with a touch of baby powder.  Use daily and extra if you wake up with bubble guts the morning of yoga class.  Namaste.

 

*DISCLAIMER: A sense of humor is required in order to purchase this product.

 

Available in sizes:

10ml roller bottle (.33oz)

 

Kick-Ass Ingredients

Fractionated Coconut Oil, Aroma Oil, Vitamin E

 

We test on ourselves; never on animals.

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