I could be out petting bunnies and frolicking with butterflies and my face would still look like this. At the time of this post, I’ve had this same look for about 45 years, so it’s probably here to stay. And in all honesty, I was actually going for a sultry gaze here, but we see how that turned out.
Also, if you’re in Chicago and hoping to recognize me for an autograph, you’re out of luck as I am now a blond who lobbed off about 5 inches of all that hair up there.
The Cheeky Unicorn Boutique came about as an extension of my photography studio here in Chicago. The brick and mortar version of the studio/boutique is now closed because as it turns out, having someone carry your child is pretty pricey stuff. That’s right, at the ripe age of 45, I’ve decided to change nappies, forgo sleep for the next 5 years, and we owe it all to a wonderful surrogate who is due June 2018.
When I’m not doing chemist-y skin care stuff, photographing, and browsing the LA Fashion District for new boutique clothing, I’m busy humiliating my husband on Facebook. I also am a grandma who curses a LOT and says totally inappropriate things in front of children of all ages. I’m working on that, along with softening up my resting bitch face a little.
You’ll notice that same inappropriateness reflected in some of my Mable Lee’s Self Care line. I reference farts, bourbon, and politics quite a bit, but there is a nifty disclaimer there advising you that a sense of humor is required to purchase.
Don’t let that face up there deter you. I’m available during the daylight hours to answer any questions and address concerns. You can reach me via email at: firstname.lastname@example.org.